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officialunitedstates:

there are two tiers of intelligence and it depends on whether you realize penguins are only at the south pole or if you think they’re at both

emliyfields:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(Source: skaterparadise, via trust)

Please don’t flirt with me or say we should hang out if you’re never going to FOLLOW THE FUCK UP WITH THAT

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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koalatea:

THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY

(via iamthewhitegirl)

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

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pussysista:

After smoking weed one time:

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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iamthewhitegirl:

why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt

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disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender, via iamthewhitegirl)

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